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Its a hectic week again right here at Casa MetroDad. Work is busy. My MIL was in town. And Lord knows my DVR is bursting for the seams. Therefore, posting might be a little light. However, as usual, Ive got random things on my own mind so I thought Id spew them out at one time. Here
METHINKS THOU ART QUITE STRANGE! I BID YOU ANON!
I experienced a salesman inside my office on Friday who had been trying to get my offer. He would be a really nice guy and then we started shooting the shit about non-work related topics. I was speaking about the Peanut. He was telling me about his kids. We talked just a little about sports. When I asked him what he was doing over the weekend, he laughed and said he would definitely a Renaissance Faire. I thought this is pretty funny and assumed he was taking the campiness factor. You know, spend some hours outdoors, drink several beers, watch a joust. Then, he proceeds to share with me about how precisely he with his fantastic whole family dress up in costume and speak in medieval tongue EVERY weekend. I thought he was kidding until he showed me the photos. I have no idea whether he looked similar to a gay Musketeer or illegitimate love child of Friar Tuck and Falstaff.
Seriously? I think Id rather sell to a Trekkie.
I let my daughter eat up and running, hang over bars in the jungle gym, run wildly from the streets of NYC, jump headfirst off of the couch, and use scissors. So can someone please show me why I completely panic when she gets within 10 feet of the unpeeled grape?
I wasnt a parent or gaurdian when previous fads for example Cabbage Patch Kids, Beanie Babies, or Power Rangers had become the must-have gift in the holiday season. The whole reasoning behind a must-have gift is indeed foreign for me. Owing to my parents immigrant status, the holiday season werent an issue in our home. Usually, on Christmas, Id either receive a 20 bill or even a new book. Yes, it absolutely was slightly traumatic with the time. However, watching people go nuts to acquire stuff during the holiday season always amazed us! Who would sleep inside parking lot of Wal-Mart the morning after Thanksgiving in order that they could get their practical a TOY? White folks are so funny sometimes, no?
Anyway, right now, nearly all of you have heard in regards to the hysteria around the release of TMX Elmo. The latest version from the Tickle-Me Elmo doll is retailing for approximately 39.99. However, caused by limited supply, sellers on E-Bay happen to be listing the toy for 150. Holy crap! If you cant beat em, join em. BossLady and I just bought 12 TMX Elmos. If we sell them for 150 each, well generate income of 1, 320. That should be ample money for many people to check in the Ritz-Carlton, order in room service, and tickle the other extremely for a number of days! God bless that little furry red bastard!
My mother-in-law is visiting us soon so Ive been sleeping around the couch from the living room. I love my MIL to death so I dont really mind. Besides, I tend to stay up late thus it works out all right. The weird thing is the fact when I sleep about the couch, I can see into my neighbors apartments down the street. The other night, as I was reading, I noticed someone creating a sandwich at 2:00 am. Definitely my sort of guy. Im a huge fan on the late-night hoagie and I have enormous respect for my fellow stoner chefs. But then, I started thinking of what style of sandwich the guy was making. What if it had been brie and green apple with a baguette? What if that it was black trumpet mushrooms with white truffle fondue on the ciabatta roll? Or worse, suppose he was creating a sandwich with goat cheese? Ewww! Then, obviously, my opinion in the neighbor could well be COMPLETELY different.
I was literally so preoccupied with all of this that I was only about to rummage over the closet to get our binoculars when I decided I should probably just go not to ever until after setting up a sandwich. Peanut butter jelly, thanks to you.
I am not really a handy man. I am invaluable in many other methods. If you want to know where to obtain the best Moroccan food in NYC, need anyone to give a speech for a wedding, or would like to what form of wine goes best with pizza, I am definitely your man. However, in terms of household chores, I am generally useless. Last week, I actually paid you to definitely come over and change the lightbulbs in this den for the reason that last time I tried to achieve this, I appeared ripping the fixtures out in the ceiling.
Now, BossLady and I are discussing redoing our kitchen. During the total gut renovation of our own apartment a number of years ago, we ran outside of money before we ended up to the kitchen. Yet, somehow, I have it around my head that I can singlehandledly undertake it by myself with many help from my buddies at Ikea. Thankfully, my lovely wife reminded me not only regarding the lightbulb incident but also regarding the time where I was convinced I could repaint our old apartment alone and we finished up sleeping for the floor for just two months.
So weve decided which are just planning to save some money and still have someone professionally renovate our kitchen. At our current rate of savings, the world thinks that should be approximately 2026. However, if anyone on the market would like to swap manual labor for a lot of witty repartee, please e-mail me immediately.
1. The latest incarnation of Survivor: Cook Islands the spot that the teams are divided by ethnicity. I like to call the show Survivor: KKKooK Isands but somehow I cant stop watching it. As famed rock thespian Tommy Lee might say, your entire show just appears like its sauteed in wrong sauce. How can something so wrong feel so right?
2. Although the Peanut is simply shy of her 2nd birthday, weve recently introduced the reasoning behind potty training by purchasing her the sunday paper titled Too Big For Diapers, starring Ernie from the ambiguosly gay duo Bert Ernie. Since the Peanut adores Ernie, shes become enthusiastic about the book. Now, she would rather run up if you ask me and whisper during my ear, poo poo inside the potty. She knows it cracks me up so each time she says it, the two of us laugh hilariously. At this rate, she really should be potty trained as soon as she enters junior high.
3. Redi-Whip. Since Im still doing Atkins and have absolutely eschewed carbs, I don't indulge in Oreos. But did you know Redi-Whip does not have any carbs? More than once, I have found myself near you the refrigerator shooting whipped cream into my mouth. There are hardly any things in your life that will make you're feeling like a 5-year old again. This is one of these.
4. Is someone else besides me slightly TOO excited concerning the fact that features a new graphic gui? Seriously, I feel like Ive been sauteed in awesome sauce! When I saw the modern look, I practically squealed with delight. By the way, these are dictionaries, Im currently enthusiastic about my new favorite word, ersatz. Ive been wanting to use it in conversation lately but have already been totally spazzing out so I thought Id place it here within the internet.
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Its a fast paced week again only at Casa MetroDad. Work is busy. My MIL is within town. And Lord knows my DVR is bursting on the seams. Therefore, posting might be a little light. However, as usual, Ive got a bit of random things on my small mind so I thought Id spew them out simultaneously. Here
METHINKS THOU ART QUITE STRANGE! I BID YOU ANON!
I experienced a salesman inside my office on Friday who had been trying to get my offer. He became a really nice guy and we started shooting the shit about non-work related topics. I was speaking about the Peanut. He was telling me about his kids. We talked just a little about sports. When I asked him what he was doing over the weekend, he informed me he would definitely a Renaissance Faire. I thought i thought this was pretty funny and assumed he was looking for the campiness factor. You know, spend some hours outdoors, drink several beers, watch a joust. Then, he proceeds to express to me about precisely how he with his fantastic whole family dress up in costume and speak in medieval tongue EVERY weekend. I thought he was kidding until he showed me the photos. I do not know whether he looked similar to a gay Musketeer and the illegitimate love child of Friar Tuck and Falstaff.
Seriously? I think Id rather give your business to a Trekkie.
I let my daughter eat up and running, hang from the bars with the jungle gym, run wildly with the streets of NYC, jump headfirst from the couch, and spend playtime with scissors. So can someone please show me why I completely panic when she gets within 10 feet connected with an unpeeled grape?
I wasnt a parent or gaurdian when previous fads for instance Cabbage Patch Kids, Beanie Babies, or Power Rangers took over as must-have gift from the holiday season. The whole notion of a must-have gift can be so foreign if you ask me. Owing to my parents immigrant status, special occasions werent something useful in our home. Usually, on Christmas, Id either get yourself a 20 bill or maybe a new book. Yes, that it was slightly traumatic with the time. However, watching people go nuts to purchase stuff during christmas always amazed us! Who would sleep from the parking lot of Wal-Mart the morning after Thanksgiving in order that they could get their practical a TOY? White individuals are so funny sometimes, no?
Anyway, at this point, the vast majority of you have heard around the hysteria all around the release of TMX Elmo. The latest version on the Tickle-Me Elmo doll is retailing for approximately 39.99. However, on account of limited supply, sellers on E-Bay are actually listing the toy for 150. Holy crap! If you cant beat em, join em. BossLady and I just bought 12 TMX Elmos. If we sell them for 150 each, well gain profits of 1, 320. That should be ample money for many people to check in the Ritz-Carlton, order in room service, and tickle the other extremely for a number of days! God bless that little furry red bastard!
My mother-in-law is visiting us soon so Ive been sleeping within the couch inside the living room. I love my MIL to death so I dont really mind. Besides, I tend to stay up late in order that it works out just great. The weird thing is always that when I sleep about the couch, I can see into my neighbors apartments down the street. The other night, as I was reading, I noticed someone setting up a sandwich at 2:00 am. Definitely my type of guy. Im a large fan from the late-night hoagie and I have enormous respect for my fellow stoner chefs. But then, I started planning on what style of sandwich the guy was making. What if it absolutely was brie and green apple on the baguette? What if it turned out black trumpet mushrooms with white truffle fondue over a ciabatta roll? Or worse, suppose he was building a sandwich with goat cheese? Ewww! Then, obviously, my opinion from the neighbor could be COMPLETELY different.
I was literally so preoccupied with all of this that I only agreed to be about to rummage throughout the closet to locate our binoculars when I decided I should probably just go not to ever until after creating a sandwich. Peanut butter jelly, thanks.
I am not just a handy man. I am very helpful in many different ways. If you want to know where to obtain the best Moroccan food in NYC, need a person to give a speech with a wedding, or would like to try what style of wine goes best with pizza, I am definitely your man. However, in relation to household chores, I am generally useless. Last week, I actually paid anyone to come over and change the lightbulbs in your den considering that the last time I tried to get this done, I appeared ripping the fixtures out from the ceiling.
Now, BossLady and I are discussing redoing our kitchen. During the total gut renovation of the apartment a couple of years ago, we ran beyond money before we have got to the kitchen. Yet, somehow, I have it inside my head that I can singlehandledly get it done by myself by incorporating help from my local freinds at Ikea. Thankfully, my lovely wife reminded me not only in regards to the lightbulb incident but also in regards to the time where I was convinced I could repaint our old apartment without any help and we appeared sleeping around the floor for just two months.
So weve decided that had been just likely to save some money and still have someone professionally renovate our kitchen. At our current rate of savings, we presume that should be in the region of 2026. However, if anyone around would like to swap manual labor for most witty repartee, please e-mail me immediately.
1. The latest incarnation of Survivor: Cook Islands in which the teams are divided by ethnicity. I like to call the show Survivor: KKKooK Isands but somehow I cant stop watching it. As famed rock thespian Tommy Lee might say, your entire show just seems like its sauteed in wrong sauce. How can something so wrong feel so right?
2. Although the Peanut is only shy of her 2nd birthday, weve recently introduced the notion of potty training by collecting her a manuscript titled Too Big For Diapers, starring Ernie in the ambiguosly gay duo Bert Ernie. Since the Peanut adores Ernie, shes become involved with the book. Now, she wants to run up for me and whisper within my ear, poo poo from the potty. She knows it cracks me up so each and every time she says it, the two of us laugh hilariously. At this rate, she needs to be potty trained as soon as she enters junior high.
3. Redi-Whip. Since Im still doing Atkins and possess eschewed carbs, I will no longer indulge in Oreos. But do you know Redi-Whip doesn't have carbs? More than once, I have found myself waiting the refrigerator shooting whipped cream right into my mouth. There are a small number of things in your life that will make you really feel like a 5-year old again. This is one.
4. Is anybody else besides me somewhat TOO excited around the fact that includes a new graphic interface? Seriously, I feel like Ive been sauteed in awesome sauce! When I saw the newest look, I practically squealed with delight. By the way, talking about dictionaries, Im currently obsessive about my new favorite word, ersatz. Ive been seeking to use it in conversation lately but have already been totally spazzing out so I thought Id input it here about the internet.
Have a fantastic week, everyone!
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